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Harvest of the Virgin Gift

Harvest of the Virgin Gift

Imagine the detailed and complex world of J.R.R. Martin's Westeros, now imagine if it was just entirely built around sex, well okay more built on sex. Like if literally everything in it was somehow related to people fucking, it's like that, and Lisentia is like, Daenerys Targaryen, and man is she excited about her upcoming fourway!

Imprisonment of the Harvest Gift

Imprisonment of the Harvest Gift

Lisentia was pretty pumped about boning three dudes in a crazy sex temple, but trust me she is even more psyched to be boning two dudes in a crazy sex dungeon. Who are these mysterious men? Why are they boning? Well you'll just have to read to find out!

Escape of the Harvest Gift

Escape of the Harvest Gift

If you thought that after that much sex Lisentia would maybe lay off for a bit, get checked for venereal diseases or something, you, were, wrong.

Shared by the Viking Horde

Shared by the Viking Horde

Did you know vikings had a ritual where they all had crazy sex with this one girl whenever they came home from a sea voyage? Well neither did historians, because they didn't.

Punished by the Master of the Castle

Punished by the Master of the Castle

More fake history from your favorite fake historian! Also anal, so much anal.

Virgin Sacrifice to the Aztec Lord

Virgin Sacrifice to the Aztec Lord

If you are looking for an acurate historical picture of precolumbian society, look further, you have not found it. If you're looking for punishment and anal, then you can get off here, because this is your stop.Ha ha jokes.

Rammed by Ramses

Rammed by Ramses

Pharaoh of all Egypt and conqueror of my body. Can't think of a better tag line, which is a good thing because I don't need one.

Caesar's Slave Girl

Caesar's Slave Girl

This is definitely what ancient Rome was like.

Fifty Shades Of Dorian Gay

Fifty Shades Of Dorian Gay

If Oscar Wilde had not been repressed by Victorian Homophobia and just general fear of sexuality, maybe he would have written gay porn. I can say definitively that it would have been better then this. Oscar Wilde was a masterful artist, I am not. Too bad Oscar Wilde is dead.

Dorian Unleashed

Dorian Unleashed

Kidnapped by her Snake Queen Lover

Kidnapped by her Snake Queen Lover

Okay, what if there were like, snake people, and they definitely wanted to bone you. That's pretty much exactly the plot of this book.

Trapped in The Den of The Snakes

Trapped in The Den of The Snakes

Things are not going particularly well for Padma, she got kidnapped by the Queen of the Snake Women and fatally impregnated and now she's trapped in a super boring tower and no one will talk to her. Luckily she's not as fertile as evcrybody thought and it won't be long, till she gets to have more ritualistic impregnation sex with the Queen of the Snakes, Hurrah!

Escape from the Kingdom of the Snake

Escape from the Kingdom of the Snake

Punished by the Man of the House

Punished by the Man of the House

Really did a mediocre job of dancing around the whole sex with daddy thing on this one, could've gone in full speed ahead, decided not to, instantly regretted it.

Punishing Little Mandy

Punishing Little Mandy

Who knew anal sex was so fun and easy on the first try? No one, because it's not.

Punished at the Statehouse

Punished at the Statehouse

Bratty Students Should Get Spanked

Bratty Students Should Get Spanked

Some A's Aren't Easy

Some A's Aren't Easy

Dirty Girl's Don't Get D's

Dirty Girl's Don't Get D's

Welcum to the Pleasure Factory

Welcum to the Pleasure Factory

Two Times My Stepbrother

Two Times My Stepbrother

This one got banned from Amazon! I'll be honest though, I think it was the hand bra that did it.

Urination Law Evasion

Urination Law Evasion

Urination Incarceration

Urination Incarceration

Remember when Jesse and her boyfriend Joey robbed a bank together and then had a threesome with the hot blonde cop who caught them? Well neither do alot of people! That one's been selling pretty poorly! Book two, also not selling well, tells us what happens next, when Jesse finds out that prison, is actually considerably more fun, then expected!

Urination Desperation

Urination Desperation

When a bank robbery goes awry for outlaws Jesse and Joey, what is left to do but have a threesome with Pee!

Persuaded by Demanding Hands

Persuaded by Demanding Hands

The gutsy and intrepid Sophia Salas becomes embroiled in a consipracy that penetrates deep into corporate America, oh, and also she fucks her boss. It's sold zero copies.

Punishing Polly

Punishing Polly

In my first ever genuine erotic short I decided to go for originality with a well endowed school teacher who spanks his sexy (and definitley over eighteen) student.

Punishing Lily

Punishing Lily

Schoolgirls, spankings, an older man's surprisingly functional penis, you get the picture.

Polly and Lily get Punished Together

Polly and Lily get Punished Together

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